Last night a man came into my dreams and said:
“I am working for the EU and Damnit!, I am an idiot.”
I said: “Hello EU idiot, anything I can do for you?”
“Oh god, I fear to say just a few photos caused Brexit.”
“Just a phew photos ?” I asked doubtfully,
“how could that be?”
“Ok” he replied, “here`s what:
Last night the leader of Green Party Katrin Göring-Eckardt
came into my dreams.
I said: “Katrin, what`s up”.
She said: “Enough is enough,
I want to clean up the mess.”
I said: “Hm, hm, pretty tough plan,
lousy crowds don`t want to retire that quickly
that`s what makes them so lousy actually.
But you`re lucky, while brushing the teeth I just made a list, let`s see …
The list reads:
… German Politicians To Be Retired Immediately …
Last night Mr Yay and Mrs Nay Brexit
came into my dreams
and moaned about a gash within their family members.
“We do agree on the jam for the bread
but in regard to stay or leave the EU,
we are half in and half out”.
I said: “maybe Brexit is not the core question,
maybe the basic question is, will a Brexit be an exit or an init ?”.
“Hu ?” Mr and Mrs Brexit bursted out uniformly,
“can you explain ?”.
“Alright” I said, “let`s look into it, shall we ?”