Last night a man came into my dreams and said:
“I am working for the EU and Damnit!, I am an idiot.”
I said: “Hello EU idiot, anything I can do for you?”
“Oh god, I fear to say just a few photos caused Brexit.”
“Just a phew photos ?” I asked doubtfully,
“how could that be?”
“Ok” he replied, “here`s what:
Last night Mr Yay and Mrs Nay Brexit
came into my dreams
and moaned about a gash within their family members.
“We do agree on the jam for the bread
but in regard to stay or leave the EU,
we are half in and half out”.
I said: “maybe Brexit is not the core question,
maybe the basic question is, will a Brexit be an exit or an init ?”.
“Hu ?” Mr and Mrs Brexit bursted out uniformly,
“can you explain ?”.
“Alright” I said, “let`s look into it, shall we ?”
Last night a Greek came into my dreams,
with a taunting facial expression he said:
“Jiá su, can you tell me whats up with your German government ?
Why do they suffuse us with such a hazardous frugal policy ?”
“You see”, I replied,
“there is no difference between the way the German government treat Greece
and the way they treat the German population.”
“What ?” he asked smitten with surprise.